View Full Version : Lesbian Furries on my beaches? it's more likely than I thought!
well today I was at school, and my friend came up to me saying,
"you heard the weird news report on 99X right?" -friend
"umm no." -me.
"dude! apparently there were 2 lesbians making movies and making out in fursuits down on the beach by your house!"-friend
"WHAT!?" -me
"yeah, apparently this woman was rolling around in the sand in a Leopard fursuit, while her lifemate video taped her. Then the one rolling in the sand, took off her suit and made out with her lifemate right there on the beach!" -friend
"oh my god, I can't believe it! not only are there furries in my town, but they're lesbians! this is hilarious news! I must be off to the internet!" -me
I just thought this was a funny little story to share with you guys since I've been gone for like a month or 2 >.>
Circutron
11-09-2006, 07:10 PM
What happened to you?
I thought someone had vored you or something.
Also, I want lesbians to make out outside my house! ;_;
HonorableThief
11-09-2006, 07:11 PM
"Lifemate"?
Did he honestly use that terminology?
that beach is like 5 minute drive from my house to >.>.
but yeah with the rush of tons of people and I had some school work loads I felt I couldnt keep up with the millions of new posts a day so I decided to take abreak.
"Lifemate"?
Did he honestly use that terminology?
yes he did, he also said it like "Lifemate" you know making the the finger motions as in sarcastic.
TheEvilGingivitis
11-09-2006, 07:14 PM
Lawl. "Lifemate".
Making euphemisms for things that aren't offensive to begin with just seems pointless.
EDIT: Wow, those replies came in fast.
Tommah666
11-09-2006, 07:16 PM
Sounds like an interesting display of affection, hopefully it got recorded and will end up on youtube XP
I bet someone was jealous of the fursuits XP
ChopperDave
11-09-2006, 07:28 PM
Lawl furries.
Proof?
SCREENSHOT OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
It's always "your firend" who saw that hot exibitionist chick and never you.
SCREENSHOT OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
It's always "your firend" who saw that hot exibitionist chick and never you.
no he heard it on the radio, he didnt see it, and this friend of mine, is a goody goody type of guy who never lies, heel he freaks out if he isnt gonna be 10 minutes early for class.
darkbadness
11-09-2006, 07:54 PM
Obligatory: Well... are they hot?
Trumps the lesbians I know. They taught me that pears are delicious. It's like biting into apple-flavored sand.
See, this is exactly my point. No one gets to see this stuff! Where are all the hot exhibitionists in (Insert your town here)?!
Candin
11-09-2006, 08:00 PM
In before furry bashing.
Chowder
11-09-2006, 08:07 PM
See, this is exactly my point. No one gets to see this stuff! Where are all the hot exhibitionists in (Insert your town here)?!
They're all doing it at night.
That's why we never get to see it. We're asleep when they're doing it.
Look for a hot girl who seems chronically tired. Keep an eye on her, she may be one of them.
dordreff
11-09-2006, 08:11 PM
They're all doing it at night.
That's why we never get to see it. We're asleep when they're doing it.
Look for a hot girl who seems chronically tired. Keep an eye on her, she may be one of them.
They're furries. I severely doubt that they would be hot.
Circutron
11-09-2006, 08:12 PM
They're furries. I severely doubt that they would be hot.
Seriously. There's a reason they're in a fursuit.
Gyran
11-09-2006, 08:16 PM
They're furries. I severely doubt that they would be hot.
QFE
They're all doing it at night.
That's why we never get to see it. We're asleep when they're doing it.
Look for a hot girl who seems chronically tired. Keep an eye on her, she may be one of them.
Actually...
You know what, nevermind
Ronald MacKinnon
11-09-2006, 08:18 PM
There's no such thing as female furries. All furries are gay men. Paraphrased from a furry who yelled this at me because I didn't let him fuck me up the ass. And yes, he was a fox.
Circutron
11-09-2006, 08:20 PM
There's no such thing as female furries. All furries are gay men. Paraphrased from a furry who yelled this at me because I didn't let him fuck me up the ass. And yes, he was a fox.
Those fucking foxes are whores of Babylon. Don't believe anything they say.
Balto
11-09-2006, 08:22 PM
Ew gross. Lesbian furries tend to be fat and unkempt.
I feel so sorry for you.
heavy_ddr
11-09-2006, 08:54 PM
Yeah, until I have proof, I'm not believing this.
I read the top post here and I thought, HOT, LESBIANS!
Then I realized it was FURRY lesbians.... so no kudos for you >=(
Johnny
11-10-2006, 06:31 AM
Take out "fursuits" and add in "Bikinis" and you sir, have got yourself a story.
El Chort
11-10-2006, 02:20 PM
This thread requires a news article.
HonorableThief
11-10-2006, 02:39 PM
This thread requires a news article.
Do you honestly believe Fox, CNN, or MSNBC gives two shits about a couple fursuiters on a beach?
Androc
11-10-2006, 03:08 PM
Paraphrased from a furry who yelled this at me because I didn't let him fuck me up the ass. And yes, he was a fox.
I'm... I'm almost afraid to ask how you got into that situation.
El Chort
11-10-2006, 04:41 PM
Do you honestly believe Fox, CNN, or MSNBC gives two shits about a couple fursuiters on a beach?
No no no. As in a local newspaper article.
HonorableThief
11-10-2006, 04:45 PM
No no no. As in a local newspaper article.
Again, I doubt they would care. :/
He said his friend heard it on the radio. I, for one, think this is true nonetheless because, well, furries are weird. :/
apparently on the radio that morning there was some thing saying call in about weird things youve seen lately or somesuch, and someone was on the beach seeing this and called in to talk about it.
Sandor
11-10-2006, 07:35 PM
Take out "fursuits" and add in "Bikinis" and you sir, have got yourself a story.
Unknown assailant dresses beached whales?
Ronald MacKinnon
11-10-2006, 07:36 PM
I'm... I'm almost afraid to ask how you got into that situation.I draw a comic about cartoon animal people. I'm going to attract unwanted attention, and repel the wanted type.
Circutron
11-10-2006, 07:36 PM
apparently on the radio that morning there was some thing saying call in about weird things youve seen lately or somesuch, and someone was on the beach seeing this and called in to talk about it.
What did they say?
What did they say?
what I said, in the first post.
Circutron
11-10-2006, 07:41 PM
what I said, in the first post.
Oh.
I can't read. Don't ask how I'm making this post.
themark5
11-10-2006, 10:18 PM
pm me the name of the beach...
See, this is exactly my point. No one gets to see this stuff! Where are all the hot exhibitionists in (Insert your town here)?!
I'm an exhibitionist :B
but I also doubt this will make it to youtube, since it's antipron. Maybe other websites. (http://jere.no-ip.biz/pron.html)
Bellator Manus
11-11-2006, 09:56 AM
I am undecided on whether this story is pretty awesome, or totally pointless.
I'm an exhibitionist :B
but I also doubt this will make it to youtube, since it's antipron. Maybe other websites. (http://jere.no-ip.biz/pron.html)
Do you live in America? It's alot harder to do that in America
And more importantly, are you a hot woman?
TheEvilGingivitis
11-11-2006, 03:54 PM
I'm an exhibitionist :B
but I also doubt this will make it to youtube, since it's antipron. Maybe other websites. (http://jere.no-ip.biz/pron.html)
I see what you did there.
EDIT: Apparently, size=0 does not necessarily mean size=0 on vbulletin.
Balto
11-11-2006, 04:05 PM
I draw a comic about cartoon animal people. I'm going to attract unwanted attention, and repel the wanted type.
Well you shouldn't have them talking about naked wrestling either.
zombieme
11-11-2006, 04:14 PM
Do you live in America? It's alot harder to do that in America
And more importantly, are you a hot woman?
well you can work around those rules, and i thought one of the internet laws was that there are no girls on the internet, but seriously nw, i dont know wether that incident was incredibly hot or disturbing, furries and lesbians in one, good or bad? i dont have anything further to say...
Valkor
11-11-2006, 06:27 PM
A: They are furries
B: They are lesbians
this leads me to believe
C: they were not attractive women.
GameCobra
11-11-2006, 06:34 PM
A: They are furries
B: They are lesbians
this leads me to believe
C: they were not attractive women.
some of us tend to forget that there are women that will intentionally do this to FUCK with your VERY mind and make you BELIEVE what you just said...
...and then suddenly, bam. the suits come off. super hot women who just Pwned you.
Valkor
11-11-2006, 07:04 PM
some of us tend to forget that there are women that will intentionally do this to FUCK with your VERY mind and make you BELIEVE what you just said...
...and then suddenly, bam. the suits come off. super hot women who just Pwned you.
How is it like living under the flag of false hope?
zombieme
11-11-2006, 07:44 PM
lol shattered hopes
Sanjiyan
11-11-2006, 09:16 PM
Now that I think about it what the hell is with all the discussions about furries lately?
Geesh.
Androc
11-11-2006, 09:45 PM
Now that I think about it what the hell is with all the discussions about furries lately?
Geesh.
Yeah, I was kinda wondering that too. Another flame war brewing?
zombieme
11-11-2006, 09:48 PM
i dunno, i noticed the talk of furries rising too recently, well it cant be that bad can it? its internet so isnt it natural or should i be worried?
GameCobra
11-11-2006, 09:56 PM
How is it like living under the flag of false hope?
Don't know. i never lived under it =P
i dunno, i noticed the talk of furries rising too recently, well it cant be that bad can it? its internet so isnt it natural or should i be worried?
i noticed that as well. we should shut up about these things altogether. >_> <_< purge the thoughts from our brains.
ToyoWolf
11-11-2006, 11:36 PM
OMG LESBIAN FURRIES I WUNDER WHAT ANIMAL THAY R!!!!11one11
[/sarcasm]
But seriously, that's hot. The lesbian part, I mean. Especially if the girls were hawt. =3
You should go knock on their door. :wink:
Wolf Pup TK
11-11-2006, 11:45 PM
Yeah, I was kinda wondering that too. Another flame war brewing?
For a forum with so many furries, VGC has had very low talk of furries, along with a very low number conflicts/flame wars. I think that most of the people here realized that others just have different opinions/ways of going about things/etc and arguing about it is pointless, so it's usually not brought up so we can just move along.
In fact, I don't think I've seen any kind of flame war here for quite a long time. It's very nice and cozy in the VGC forums. =)
As for the topic of the thread, I find it hard to believe, but I guess it's possible...
For a forum with so many furries, VGC has had very low talk of furries, along with a very low number conflicts/flame wars. I think that most of the people here realized that others just have different opinions/ways of going about things/etc and arguing about it is pointless, so it's usually not brought up so we can just move along.
In fact, I don't think I've seen any kind of flame war here for quite a long time. It's very nice and cozy in the VGC forums. =)
As for the topic of the thread, I find it hard to believe, but I guess it's possible...
I believe it >.> other than that I agree with everything you said.
GunbladeKnight
11-12-2006, 12:43 AM
For a forum with so many furries, VGC has had very low talk of furries, along with a very low number conflicts/flame wars. I think that most of the people here realized that others just have different opinions/ways of going about things/etc and arguing about it is pointless, so it's usually not brought up so we can just move along.
In fact, I don't think I've seen any kind of flame war here for quite a long time. It's very nice and cozy in the VGC forums. =)
As for the topic of the thread, I find it hard to believe, but I guess it's possible...
I think it was mainly because registration was closed so long, so it was pretty much the same people on all the time. Plus, there is like an unspoken rule were we don't piss anyone off because Scott wants the hits.
The story is hard to believe. Maybe the person who called in just wanted some attention.
Escavel
11-12-2006, 12:44 AM
Why, hello GBK. Welcome back.
Spectre
11-12-2006, 12:57 AM
For a forum with so many furries, VGC has had very low talk of furries, along with a very low number conflicts/flame wars. I think that most of the people here realized that others just have different opinions/ways of going about things/etc and arguing about it is pointless, so it's usually not brought up so we can just move along.
In fact, I don't think I've seen any kind of flame war here for quite a long time. It's very nice and cozy in the VGC forums. =)
As for the topic of the thread, I find it hard to believe, but I guess it's possible...
cause if we did the furries would out number us, they'd surrond u one at a time and rape you.
echoes
11-12-2006, 01:46 AM
haha good one man
Spoon 8787
11-12-2006, 03:38 AM
In fact, I don't think I've seen any kind of flame war here for quite a long time. It's very nice and cozy in the VGC forums. =)
Wolf Pup TK, master of the comedic arts.
Dr. Adcon
11-12-2006, 05:07 AM
Wolf Pup TK, master of the comedic arts.
Hey, someone has to carry the torch of hope.
heavy_ddr
11-12-2006, 09:03 AM
In fact, I don't think I've seen any kind of flame war here for quite a long time. It's very nice and cozy in the VGC forums. =)
Damn straight, yo'. What other forum has Wi-Fi in the restrooms?
Hey, someone has to carry the torch of hope.
Yeah. We can't trust me because I need a guardian just to hold safety scissors upside-down. Can't trust Candin because he'd insert his penis into it. Can't trust Johnny because he'd make a black joke and run off. Can't trust Sarge because he's an awesome-less Optimus train with no hands. Plus he'd kill his dearest friends with it.
Do you live in America? It's alot harder to do that in America
And more importantly, are you a hot woman?
Look at my title :P
Max Cola
11-12-2006, 11:13 AM
I draw a comic about cartoon animal people. I'm going to attract unwanted attention, and repel the wanted type.
Oh, shit.
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