Spoiler gambling!

[Dreadnought]

So yeah, spoil something. Anything, as long as it follows these two important rules:

1) Don't spoil something everyone knows already. So "Darth Vader is Luke's father!" isn't a spoiler, because we can be pretty damn sure it's nothing new for no one.

2) Don't spoil something no one, or very few, knows. Let's say, don't spoil anything from the past year. So you can't spoil "Voldemort is Harry's father!" right after the seventh book comes out. That'll ruin the fun for everyone, and that sucks.

Would also be grand if you didn't tell where the spoiler is from.

Okay, so I'll start... *ahem*

...

...

Wargrave did it.

[Darth_Malevo]

The talent-contest winning wizard dies.

[Scribe]

In 'dude where's my car' they wind up finding the car towards the end of the movie.

[Dreadnought]

Ed dies and gets stuck to our world. Al gets his body back but doesn't remember anything.

[Darth_Malevo]

Urban Eddie gets fucking pwned.

[Dr. Adcon]

Tyler didn't really exist.

[HonorableThief]

Zion existed six times before Neo's time. Each was destroyed. It's just another form of control.

[Kash]

everyone dies.

[Unggoy]

The Alliance was responsible for the reavers.

[Tiki]

Snape kills Dumbledore.

Edit: OH WAIT

[Dr. Adcon]

Jesus got busy and had kids.

[dordreff]

Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud. And they're both Tyler Durden.

[HonorableThief]

Sly becomes a cop after faking amnesia.

[Unggoy]

Jesus got busy and had kids.

And then they tryed to cover it up.

[Spectre]

jesus dies lol

[Kevitto]

Religion is a Government conspiracy to keep the population subdued. There is no God, it's actually just a white mouse with a fake beard in a shoe box.

[AAsama]

Time is an illusion and lunchtime doubly so.

[Hospital Disaster]

Marvin dies in Book 4.

[darkbadness]

Laharl dies and becomes a prinny.
Flonne dies and becomes a demon.
Vyers went by another, more familiar name and died fighting Baal, and reincarnated himself the way he is today.

[YuriaTayde]

Rozalin IS Overlord Zenon!!! ... sorry =3

[edit] THIS THREAD IS EVIL *pout*

[realspace2]

Sarge is smelly.

Oh wait, everyone already knew that.

[Shadow Turkey]

Jesus is a girl

[marina_kikaider]

...

*looks around*

I have no gender.

[The_Masses]

Vimes captures Carcer

- The-Masses

[Bugsteak]

He kills himself for her. She wakes up, and kills herself.

[Shugo Wah]

In the end, they find out that they or the children can't be touched by the aliens because they're "delivering" them.

[Knightmare]

Gwen Stacy dies because of Spiderman =O

[Shadow40000]

Paulie gets shot to death and Tommy is shocked when he finds the body.

[Kevitto]

we were put on earth by aliens, for their viewing pleasure.

[Dr. Adcon]

Phoenix already killed the hostages in the bus.

[Escavel]

Kid is actually a clone of Schalla, who has become a great monster that will destroy time and space.

And just because I can: Duncan kills Vin by ripping out his heart.

EDIT: @Bugsteak: Romeo and Juliet, right?

[Shadow40000]

Rokar kills Gaap.

[Escavel]

Okay, two's enough from the RP section. We don't need to subvert this thread because I can see it going in that direction if we don't stop now.

He wakes up to find that it was all a dream and the different characters were actually split personalities fighting for dominance over his mind.

[Escavel]

Oh, here's the one that ruined my childhood:

Reepicheep sails over the edge of the world, but is later seen again at the end in heaven after the last battle. Aslan is Jesus is disguise.

[darkbadness]

The main character dies at the end, no credits rolling or anything.

Ramza and that one girl don't actually die, they ride past their graves on chocobos.

It's people.

Iago fucks everyone and then they all die.

John doesn't forgive and six people die because of it including the woman he loves whose head explodes.

[Shadow40000]

He shoots everybody and then gets shot himself.

Space fetus.

His sled.

[Escavel]

Morpheus dies and Daniel takes his place.