How Much Pr0n You Got?

[Hyro]

(Just a little note to the moderators that there is really nothing NSFW about this thread, aside from the use of the word porn)

The interesting rule of this game is that the person with the most porn is the loser.


At life.

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1270/yeasp2.png

Also note how I cleverly disguised my folder like so

[HonorableThief]

Zero. I never save porn.

[Dr. Jager]

Zero. I never save porn.

.

[Mr. O]

Likewise. I never save any. At least on my hard drive. *cough*

[Skee]

Zero. I never save porn.
. . .

Also lol fchan game comes to VGC

[Dr. Jager]

As long as Colin doesn't post, Hyro is the biggest loser.

AT LIIIIIIIIIFE.

[Kash]

when I get home I'll load mystash of nothing but furreh. =P nothing but pictures and hueg!

[Cloud Tribal]

I deleted my porn folder a while ago.
But it wasn't that big, sheez Hyro.

[HonorableThief]

. . .

Was that agreeing, or stunned disbelief/disgust? If the latter, I never said I was a-sexual, and I'm a teenager, it's typical. :/

[Kash]

Was that agreeing, or stunned disbelief/disgust? If the latter, I never said I was a-sexual, and I'm a teenager, it's typical. :/

*eats you* nom nom nom

[Skee]

Was that agreeing, or stunned disbelief/disgust? If the latter, I never said I was a-sexual, and I'm a teenager, it's typical. :/

Agreement to the tune of ^3

[HonorableThief]

*eats you* nom nom nom

Hush fag.

Agreement to the tune of ^3

Ah well then kay.

[Dreadnought]

None, except for this one Pikmin porn comic: The hottest thing I've ever seen, which is why I saved it.

[Dr. Jager]

None, except for this one Pikmin porn comic: The hottest thing I've ever seen, which is why I saved it.

that is disgusting you are disgusting
Sharing is caring.

[Kash]

None, except for this one Pikmin porn comic: The hottest thing I've ever seen, which is why I saved it.

this is :awesome: and you are :awesome:.

[darkbadness]

On my laptop... about 6-8 megs.

Desktop... I haven't cleaned it out, but there's probably 2-3 gigs that could stand to be deleted as I'll never look at them again.

[Mr. O]

Desktop... I haven't cleaned it out, but there's probably 2-3 gigs that could stand to be deleted as I'll never look at them again.
Exactly. If you have a brain, and the ability to think independently, then really.... all the porn you've ever seen is in your mind, and you can make up better stuff.

So.... half of you.

[Bogbrush]

Everyone here has porn.

[Kaz]

Used to have a few gigs, but my dad found it and I got in HUGE trouble. I've since sworn off porn.

[Beastly Mangina]

About 40 gig.

[Bogbrush]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2955/untitledxs9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

My one on the laptop is bigger

[Mr. O]

Used to have a few gigs, but my dad found it and I got in HUGE trouble. I've since sworn off porn.
"Damn you for being attracted to women! Stop it!"

[Akalic]

Never saved.

[Kaz]

"Damn you for being attracted to women! Stop it!"

Heh, he gave me "the talk." And I was banned from the computer for a few months. He also thinks I'm weird. (imagine that...)

[Mr. O]

Heh, he gave me "the talk." And I was banned from the computer for a few months. He also thinks I'm weird. (imagine that...)
Oohhh... it wasn't 'normal' pr0n.

*edges away from you*

[Kaz]

Oohhh... it wasn't 'normal' pr0n.

*edges away from you*

Nah, it was all soft core stuff. My dad's just paranoid, and Christian.

[Mr. O]

Ewww, softcore...

*edges away from you*

[Khatsworth]

"27.7 MB (29,048,363 bytes)"

Nice big /LOL folder in my reference art folders.
The one place nobody else in the house goes snoop around in. Haha.
I need to go peruse my own art folders and see how much I've drawn >>;

[Kaz]

Ewww, softcore...

*edges away from you*

:|

[Mr. O]

:|
It was humor. I also don't like 'nekkid' pictures. Call me crazy but, really... uhm... women aren't all that good looking down there.:D

[hamsterman]

5 Years of collecting pure drawn goodness, baby!

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9987/namnlsrf8.gif

[Beastly Mangina]

Half a gig of hentai?

Ahaaha~ I just found more.
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4686/thingycopyri6.jpg

I'm a loser :awesome:

[Hyro]

you're a german

your people are famous for their pornographic arts

[Fagballs McTwat]

A lot of those are movies though, arn't they Metroid...

[Iguana]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4751/pronsih5.png
I used that path because I figured nobody would ever want to play that failure of a platformer.

[Beastly Mangina]

you're a german

your people are famous for their pornographic artsI'm Dutch, and yes, we're perverts.

And Ragin, well, heh, I suppose? :awesome:

[Bromang]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/126/toptenxv9.jpg
:hurf:

[Dr. Adcon]

A bit, but I think I'm loosing my taste for it. I guess you could say I prefer crab to shrimp now.

[Spectre]

I don't save porn

[AAsama]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/126/toptenxv9.jpg
:hurf:

Im doing my part.

[Sanjiyan]

I have 7

[Kaz]

I have 7

Gigs?

[Kash]

Gigs?

he has 7 pr0ns of course.

[fungus555]

I almost never save any. I used to have some scans of a straight shota book, until I stopped liking that stuff. My tastes are always shifting around to different stuff. I might be gradually switching back to loli, so it's especially important that I don't save any. My dad has this way of suddenly needing to look for files while I'm on the computer, looking for them under my name rather than switching users, and randomly spotting folders where I keep stuff I try to hide.

I get the feeling he just uses it as an excuse to search for porn. He hasn't found any, but I'd rather he found some plain soft core hentai rather than loli, yuri, or a combination of the two.

[Bogbrush]

I have 7
STDs?

[Beastly Mangina]

Or that weird shota.

[Kash]

Or that weird shota.

or SNAPESNOGGER

[Beastly Mangina]

or SNAPESNOGGERPlease, don't start, those images are still very vivid in my mind.

[Bogbrush]

The Snowman :awesome:

[Hadriel]

The Snowman :awesome:

lol wut?

[Kash]

The Snowman :awesome:

popsicle dick!

[Bogbrush]

popsicle dick!
:awesome:

[Hadriel]

popsicle stick!


ಠ_ಠ

[Kash]

I only have 2 movies and their total size when put together is 400 megs. =3 rest is pitchurs.

http://landfill.lutherlink.de/users/K4kashi/mystashpic.jpg

[Spectre]

Jesus fucking christ.

[Hadriel]

o_o

[Kash]

:awesome:

[Mr. O]

You people scare me.

Also, how can that stuff NOT be found with the "Search Image Files, Search Hidden Files" option? Seriously...

[Beastly Mangina]

o_ohttp://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4686/thingycopyri6.jpg

:awesome:

[Kash]

You people scare me.

Also, how can that stuff NOT be found with the "Search Image Files, Search Hidden Files" option? Seriously...

my computer is password protected. :awesome:

[Fagballs McTwat]

That's quite a stash Kash... o_o

[Mr. O]

my computer is password protected. :awesome:
Do you use Windows XP?

[Kash]

Do you use Windows XP?

I use a cracked version si.

[Mr. O]

Then it is not password protected. Good luck!

[Kash]

Then it is not password protected. Good luck!

no one in my family is computer smart enough to get around it... -_- this stash is 6 years old and growing I'll never let it die! I've moved it from computer to computer through the ages!. MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :awesome:

[Bogbrush]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4686/thingycopyri6.jpg

:awesome:
Jesus christ, you fucking perverted Netherland person. My games take up that much space.

[Mr. O]

You can't spell Neanderthal without Netherland.

[Hadriel]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4686/thingycopyri6.jpg

:awesome:

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[Kash]

my files will blot out the sun!


then I will fap in the shade!

[Shugo Wah]

ಠ_ಠ

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ಠ_ಠ

Oh god, I laughed.

Post of the Day goes to sargeant

[NauticalCow]

Bloody hell, you guys have porn folders? Shame, I just visit sites for my daily pleasure.

[RustyShackleford]

What kind of loser saves porn?
oh wait.
Yep. Hyro you sex crazed bastard :B

[klein]

Zero. I never save porn.

.

[Squints]

I never save any HENTAI I see, aside from the smut I draw.

I dislike actual porn.

[Mog]

I only have 2 movies and their total size when put together is 400 megs. =3 rest is pitchurs.
How in lord do you have 8 gigs of pictures?

My brother is crazy, he's got 250GB of porn on his computer. He more or less just downloads shit all the time because he can and has nothing else to do. He keeps it in a folder on his desktop named "nrop," and his wife still hasn't found it.

I don't have any porn on this computer but when I did, it was something like 500 megs, I remember thinking that was a lot.

[HotPuppy]

Well, before the format I had around 6 gigs of random porn that I kept in a password protected folder. And now I don't plan to save any so bleh.

[Circutron]

I has one softcore pix of a cat furry on a motorcycle, but I barely use it.

I also have that "chillaxin toad" pic but I really don't think that counts

[Narok]

Only 18 meg of /h/ for me, but in my various pics folder, (which includes some /h/ and stuff) I've got at least 5 gig.

[Dr. Adcon]

I'm going to go with the old stand-by that you people disgust me.

[Escavel]

I'm going to go with the old stand-by that you people disgust me.

I have a suprise, then.

1 gig. A word.doc full of links to sites that I have verified to be virus-free and a high-quality 3d Hgame saved for the sheer novelty of it. Haven't used it in about 6 months, but it makes up my entire folder, except for the word.doc.

[Doug]

What's wrong with porn? Nuthin' disgustin' 'bout having lots of it.

People goin' around sayin, "Use your imagination.", but not with me.

I can't think when I gots my brain blood runnin' through my trouser goat.

[klein]

I have a suprise, then.

Aww, Escavel came out of the porn closet. Congrads man, never thought I would see a roleplayer actually have that stuff.

[Mog]

I'm going to go with the old stand-by that you people disgust me.
I fail to see how having porn is disgusting, really.

[MadassAlex]

I'm going to go with the old stand-by that you people disgust me.

Conservatives, peh.

[Johnny]

I fail to see how having porn is disgusting, really.

Elitist.

[Doug]

I'm a wankah, I'm a wankah, and it does good as it really well should...

I'm a wankah, I'm a wankah, and I'm always pullin' my pud...


Nuthin' wrong with havin' porn.

[Escavel]

Hey, I haven't used it in, like, forever.

I've got me one o' them gurl-freind thingamajigs.

[klein]

Hey, I haven't used it in, like, forever.

I've got me one o' them gurl-freind thingamajigs.

What is a girl? Never heard of them on the internet.

[Bogbrush]

I have a suprise, then.

1 gig. A word.doc full of links to sites that I have verified to be virus-free and a high-quality 3d Hgame saved for the sheer novelty of it. Haven't used it in about 6 months, but it makes up my entire folder, except for the word.doc.
Would it be ok if you PM'd me those links please? =3

[The Ghost888]

>_>

[Squints]

<.<

[MadassAlex]

^_^;;

[Bogbrush]

._'

[BlueArmyMan]

1 gig, hidden within my Cave Story folder in a folder called "Saves", which is a place that I know my wife won't poke around :awesome:

[shade]

<.<

<( O )> <( O )>

[Bogbrush]

1 gig, hidden within my Cave Story folder in a folder called "Saves", which is a place that I know my wife won't poke around :awesome:
I hide mine in my /b/ folder, since no one would bother to look there. My parents know I do it anyway. The most I get told is "Stop looking at porn"

[Taxi]

At one point I had 200 mb of pics. Then I deleted it all because it was a completley retarded thing to save it.
So if I ever watch pron i just use free(number) :|

[Scooter]

I've never saved any, but I have found 2.5 gb.
You do find interesting things when using ACDSee with 'veiw hidden files' on and I'm the most computer smart in the house.

[Spoon 8787]

Also note how I cleverly disguised my folder like so

I never want to see the contents of that folder.

[Psychosis]

Get laid. NOW. All of you. That much pron is frighteningly unhealthy.

[Beastly Mangina]

Get laid. NOW. All of you. That much pron is frighteningly unhealthy.What if you already got laid and still have that much?

[Psychosis]

What if you already got laid and still have that much?

Suicide is the only cure.

[Bogbrush]

Suicide is the only cure.
Or being angry most of the time

oh shi-

[Beastly Mangina]

Or being angry most of the time

oh shi-That's when you're not getting laid.

Suicide is the only cure.I'd watch it together with my lady, but what the heck, I'll jump through the window.

[Spoon 8787]

Get laid. NOW. All of you. That much pron is frighteningly unhealthy.

No, seriously guys. 40 gigs, come on, that's just, come on guys what the hell?

[hamsterman]

Get laid. NOW. All of you. That much pron is frighteningly unhealthy.
And STDs aren't?

[Skee]

I don't save prons because I don't tend to look at things which are uh... normal, and I'm sexualy confused so one week it'l be one side then the other a week later. Means gathering any of into any place is really an excercise in stupidity.

Oh, and after I see one thing I can't use it again hurp

[Epichunter]

5.9.... Mb.

[Mr. O]

I'm going to go with the old stand-by that you people disgust me.
Are you my SO?

[shade]

Suicide is the only cure.

We must cure them all.

[Tweekit]

I think I have about 2 gigs on my computer, but the PSU is burnt out at the moment.
40 GIGs does seem a bit much by my standards, but hey, I'm not here to judge.

[MadassAlex]

Get laid. NOW. All of you. That much pron is frighteningly unhealthy.

Don't listen to him guys.

Psy is just frightfully jealous that we know where all the quality porn is.

[YuriaTayde]

I'm gunna post here and be a winner because, at least with everyone else I know, girls who like porn are apparently sexy =3 Also, it means I don't need as much to have an interesting answer. *looks up porn folder*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/YuriaTayde/Forum/pornstats.jpg

I keep it all on my USB Mass Storage Thingie, that's what drive E is.

[Mr.McSpiff]

I have none (as to be expected, since I'm 12, duh) so I must win automatically. I also don't understand why half of you people have porn anyway when you can legally get laid, much less hiding it when you're adults and can't really get in trouble for it anyway.

[WaterSilver]

I'm gunna post here and be a winner because, at least with everyone else I know, girls who like porn are apparently sexy =3 Also, it means I don't need as much to have an interesting answer. *looks up porn folder*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/YuriaTayde/Forum/pornstats.jpg

I keep it all on my USB Mass Storage Thingie, that's what drive E is.



Well I'm gunna post here an I'm going to be winner because my mommy says I'm a winner.

(Please don't tell mommy I watch porn).

I also don't understand why half of you people have porn anyway when you can legally get laid

You make it sound so simple. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.

[Mr.McSpiff]

*picks up phone and dials*

Hey WaterSilver's Mom...

[Unggoy]

<.<

^.^

Get laid. NOW. All of you. That much pron is frighteningly unhealthy.

We can't stop! Can't you see that! These damn barely legal cheerleaders keep asking for my credit card number! I try to resist...but I'm only a man.

[Mr.McSpiff]

You make it sound so simple. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.



Uh.... if you're above 16, it shouldn't be a problem to find a willing friend/significant other... There's somebody somewhere that wants to do the dew with you, but you just haven't found them yet.


Of course considering my lack of experience in this area... I could be wrong

[SexyTiger]

Uh.... if you're above 16, it shouldn't be a problem to find a willing friend/significant other... There's somebody somewhere that wants to do the dew with you, but you just haven't found them yet.


Of course considering my lack of experience in this area... I could be wrong

You're way off.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Damn! Knew I wouldn't be right, and that it in fact wasn't that simple. Sorry WaterSilver :(

[YuriaTayde]

*tries to type, but is too busy ROFLing*

l;pioienmbavfdv fiiiooooooooo <--- the result

[Mr.McSpiff]

Oh shut up. You're still less of a winner than I am.

[Escavel]

You know, it could be that it's files with REALLY high resolution, resulting in the deceptively huge filesize.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Why do we even have a thread about this anyway? Is there really a point in knowing how much fap material another person has?

[Hyro]

As creator of this thread, I ceromoniously bitchslap you.

*bitch slaps*


Yes we do need to know how much porn each other has.

And no it is not that easy to get someone to have sex with you.

[klein]

Uh.... if you're above 16, it shouldn't be a problem to find a willing friend/significant other... There's somebody somewhere that wants to do the dew with you, but you just haven't found them yet.


Of course considering my lack of experience in this area... I could be wrong

That is how we get STD's and end up with a child.

[Unggoy]

If it was that easy to get laid, then we wouldn't have porn or, there for, this thread.

Kudos on the ceremonious bitchslap.

[MadassAlex]

You're way off.

What he said.

[YuriaTayde]

Less bitchslappin, more fappin to the- ... erh, sharing with us the massiveness of your fapping material... I just realized how absolutely stupid this thread is, but it just amuses me all the more now.

[fungus555]

Man, now I'm regretting not saving any porn. I thought I could always get back to it on the internet, but my better sources (namely Danbooru and Sagubooru) are closed. I was basically able too get by on Danbooru alone, so now I don't remember how to find good porn sites that have what I'm looking for.

[dordreff]

The only correct answer to the thread question is "not enough".

[Bogbrush]

Man, now I'm regretting not saving any porn. I thought I could always get back to it on the internet, but my better sources (namely Danbooru and Sagubooru) are closed. I was basically able too get by on Danbooru alone, so now I don't remember how to find good porn sites that have what I'm looking for.
Hentaipalm forums

=3

[Raldios]

My friend has half a terabite.(however it's spelt)

[Yayap]

With the internet I have an infinite amount at my finger tips :evilguy:

[poisonthemon]

I'm gunna post here and be a winner because, at least with everyone else I know, girls who like porn are apparently sexy =3 Also, it means I don't need as much to have an interesting answer. *looks up porn folder*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/YuriaTayde/Forum/pornstats.jpg

I keep it all on my USB Mass Storage Thingie, that's what drive E is.

Lol, I work at an IT security company where two girls are PAID to classify all the new sites we find. One was telling me about all the porn they "had" to watch.
But anyway, my computer runs Linux, and no one else here knows how to run it properly, hence completely safe file storage :lol:

[Kevitto]

This thread is amusing! I have a lot... Too much maybe. But then, I like to keep it all around even though I never look at it. I delete it sometimes, but then I get a really bored weekend where I download lots and lots. I think my collection is around a few hundred gigs or so. I should go through it and stuff soon, but meh. Oh, and as for security, im the administrator of the whole goddamn household and nobody else has access to my computer and I still hide it. Its hidden deep within obscure folders through a pile of them and even the name is not traceable :D The folder's called Elven Lied, which is an anime series I ADORE! And it's hidden within that folder with all the episodes of that series.

[Zer0_One]

When my friend lost his virginity (he was 21) he declared that he didn't need porn anymore, so he gave his collection to me, a week later the girl who fucked him chucked him so he took the porn back, put it back on to his computer and gave me the discs back saying "Thanks for lending me that porn" - So, as it stands i have a DVD, 20 short videos and around 500 pictures. It'a amazing what naive people will give you!

[Tigerman]

I have 168 Megs of Pron Its well hidden in
C:/games/chasm/gfx/level30/usermap/dat
It is %100 /h/ I need a Gf and or a life thingy Its all pics and comics

[Tommah666]

I've got 4.7 gigs, about 4 gigs is Bible Black. The rest is furry <.<;;;
All put into .rar files

C:/Program Files/Microsoft Games/Halo/Stats/ok
C:/Program Files/Microsoft Games/Halo/Stats/feh
C:/Program Files/Microsoft Games/Halo/Stats/meh

[Hobbygoblin]

E:\b\Pron

75.8 MB and rising.