Forum Art Contest 87: ZOMBIEEES!

[Kevitto]

Oooooh so when I saw that I had won my FIRST EVER art contest on here I was stoked :P Oh, and also late :( I was out for the weekend and only saw this now, so here it is. It starts today, and will end exactly 7 days from now, so next Monday at around 8h00 PM.

So, for this contest, I have decided we should all draw... Ah crap. Lesse... Contest... Something cool... Um... Well, I noticed we don't usually get to do vehicles and whatnot in contests... So okay. Since this has been in the "forum news" for a while, I challenge you to make the singlemost coolest anti-zombie apocalypse vehicle you can think of. It can be a Mini like it could be a three-story bus (although I wouldn't trust the structural integrity of that last one ;) )

So yeah: BEST ANTI-ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE VEHICLE!

(I hope this doesn't suck... Lemme know, this is my first :P )

[Shadow Turkey]

Gentlemen,I present to you...The fabulous,The magnificient,The awesome....
"drums"
Wennier Mobile!


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t308/ShadowTurkey/Wiennirmobile.jpg


Its not anti-zombie,but if you give them those Wennier you will be BestFriends4EVAR!

[Dr. Jager]

what is cristhmas

[Shadow Turkey]

what is cristhmas

Its the same as Christmas
Why do you need to be such a dork,Jager?

[Khatsworth]

Oh god, the return of zombies in the art contests. For once, I AM SO IN.
Now to go brood evilly in a corner and design something cool. :shifty:

[.hack//ADAM]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6466/antizombieyl0.jpg

If anyone knows what this is referring to, you know that I fucking win.

[Shunt]

That is referrencing the most bullshit post I've ever read.

Ever.

[Candin]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6466/antizombieyl0.jpg

If anyone knows what this is referring to, you know that I fucking win.

OH GOD YES.

[Mog]

THIS WINS THE AWARD FOR THE MOST WITTY AND ORIGINAL ART CONTEST EVER.

NO CONTEST, WHATSOEVER. THIS WINS HANDS DOWN.

[Chrisboe4ever]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6131/antizombiecarmo6.jpg

[Kaz]

Link for teh huge (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/Anon64/pics/ZRS.jpg)

Are we allowed to enter more than once? I'm seriously thinking "dropship."

[MyDoom]

This is my dream car.

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3229/op1azf0.jpg

Might clean it up later. Maybe.

EDIT: Boe, that was dumb.

[King]

Man, Doom, I was going to do MEGAS and now I feel like my thunder was stolen.
Oh wait I just remembered my scanner's broken anyway XD

[Chrisboe4ever]

EDIT: Boe, that was dumb.
No it wasn't.

[Dr. Jager]

No it wasn't.

Irrefutable.

[Chrisboe4ever]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/890/zombiecar01sx0.jpg

[Kaz]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/890/zombiecar01sx0.jpg

Chris, you forgot the cup holder.

[Chrisboe4ever]

Those go inside and have no positive contributions towards thinning out the Zombie Population. Zombies are killed by firepower, not cup holders that are placed close to the shifter so you knock over your drink while changing gears.

[Kaz]

Those go inside and have no positive contributions towards thinning out the Zombie Population.

What if Macgyver is one of said people? External cup holders could save the day.

[Chrisboe4ever]

If Mac needed external cup holders, he'd make them when he needed them.

[Kaz]

If Mac needed external cup holders, he'd make them when he needed them.

Touché.

[MyDoom]

Those go inside and have no positive contributions towards thinning out the Zombie Population. Zombies are killed by firepower, not cup holders that are placed close to the shifter so you knock over your drink while changing gears.Are you kidding me? Do you know how many zombies I've killed with cup holders alone? Cup holders have saved my life more than once. Why, my cup holder leapt in front of a bullet for me shortly after having diffused a bomb and leading me to Christ.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Kaz]

Doom: 1
Boe: 0

:kira:

[Max Cola]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/nekomage/antizedsub.jpg

Zombies can't swim.

[Chrisboe4ever]

Are you kidding me? Do you know how many zombies I've killed with cup holders alone? Cup holders have saved my life more than once. Why, my cup holder leapt in front of a bullet for me shortly after having diffused a bomb and leading me to Christ.

Your cup holder saves your life from regular zombies, but lures you into the clutches of the Cosmic Jewish Zombie. Yeah, that sounds lovely.

Also, Max wins.

[Max Cola]

Also, Max wins.

I'd downplay this and be really modest if it wasn't basically true.

[Dr. Jager]

I gotta know Max, what do you use to get the crayon look?

[Chrisboe4ever]

It looks like OC, to me.

[Max Cola]

Open Canvas and lots of messy, sketchy lines.

[zombieme]

i think the sub would be more awesome yellow but to each their own, i guess ill doodle a quickie for this contest

[Max Cola]

i think the sub would be more awesome yellow but to each their own, i guess ill doodle a quickie for this contest

I almost made it yellow...

[Bionic Fireman]

Zombies can't swim.

Who says they need to breathe? They're already dead.

[Bromang]

Zombies can't swim, they can sink! They'll just sink on you. Eventually you'll run out of fuel to and zombies will be waiting for you on dry land IF THEY DIDN'T SINK ON YOU FIRST!

[Kevitto]

Holy crap! That's a lot of entries :D

Oh, and:
THIS WINS THE AWARD FOR THE MOST WITTY AND ORIGINAL ART CONTEST EVER.

NO CONTEST, WHATSOEVER. THIS WINS HANDS DOWN.
Thanks for that vote of confidence, Mog. Now if there wasn't a 6-ton block of concentrated sarcasm under that sentence, I might have appreciated it.

[King]

Zombies can't swim.

Yeah but they can walk on the bottom of the lake.

[Skee]

Yeah but they can walk on the bottom of the lake.

How would they reach a sub in the middle of the ocean by walking on the bottom of a lake?

[MyDoom]

How would they reach a sub in the middle of the ocean by walking on the bottom of a lake?Well dur, they use sticks.

[Chrisboe4ever]

No. They'd used the corpses of their victims as flotation devices. They'd serve as transport and a meal for when they reach their destination and need a little snack.

[Kaz]

Clarify:

Are we dealing with smart zombies or dumb zombies?

Are they the undead or are they victims of a virus?

[Chrisboe4ever]

That's a good question. There are several kinds of zombies out there. Thanks to a reliable source, we now have a detailed list of these zombies. Now, we can work them into our calculations:


Slow-Dumb Zombie

Possibly the most common and well known variety of zombie, as well as the easiest to defeat. They are unable to move quickly, and are not smart enough to do anything other than walk(well, shamble) towards the nearest human they can detect. What causes these zombies to form is disputed, but leading authorities in zombification literature believes that it is caused by zombie monkeys, and what causes them is unknown. Most of the time, you could survive an attack by them simply by walking away somewhat quickly. The only time you may really need to destroy these zombies is if you are really bored. Unfortunately, somehow the rest of the world is so stupid that by the end of the movie there will be an overwhelming number of these things trying to get into your safe house, and your only hope is an impromptu rescue by the surviving Beatles.

These Zombies are ridiculously easy to defeat. However they manage to take over the world in the "Living Dead" series we will never know. Even though they can only be killed with damage to their brain, all you have to do is walk up to it and shoot it in the face at point blank range, and unless it somehow takes you more then a minute to do that, the zombie can not possibly have time to get you. Hell, you could punch one of these zombies to death if you really wanted too. And if it does take you more than a minute to merely lift your arm and pull the trigger, odds are you are probably a Slow-Dumb zombie too. A bite from one of these zombies will take hours if not all day to change you into a zombie, giving you plenty of time to see a doctor and/or seek your revenge on the Zombie that bit you.

The best weapon for combating this breed of pesky and totally retarded undead is anything which has comedy value, i.e. Pump-action-frying-pan, the pope's flower pot (the plant being fed on holy water will cause some sort of fun effect), hiring a samurai to beat the zombies to death with a fish, lawnmower with spray tube... and so on.

For more fun regarding Slow-Dumb zombies, view the documentary Shaun of the Dead.

Fast-Dumb Zombie

These are somewhat trickier. While they still just go in a straight line towards you, they are able to run like freaking tri-athletes. These zombies are caused by, what scientists call, "Mysterious Forces" that randomly beset people and cause them to desire eating human flesh (especially Brains.) But they are as dumb as the Slow-Dumb zombie, and doing something like shutting a door in front of them will baffle them.

To defeat zombies such as this, it is best to get to a high place, block any easy entrances, and start chucking solid projectiles such as rocks. When you run out of rocks, break out a semi-automatic of some sort.

The best way to slaughter these muthas is an angry black man with a shotgun. Failing that, a nuclear weapon will suffice.

See the documentary, "Dawn of the Dead" for information on this type of zombie.

Slow-Smart zombie

These zombies are unable to move quickly, but are smart enough to use weapons and hide in wait until you are vulnerable to attack. No matter how many times you get away, they always seem to find you again. These zombies can be really tricky. These zombies are created by hellspawn that crawl out of portals that open up when you touch yourself at night, and the punishment is dire indeed. For a good idea of how to deal with these zombies, see the fine computer simulation, "Doom".

To slay these zombies, you first need the blue key card...oh, just get that black guy, or a hazmat team, or both. Actually, screw the team. Grab a Big Fucking Gun and blow the crap out of the shadows. Alternately, it is also possible to obtain a sample of the zombie disease in question and turn into one of the fuckers. Then you can really whip their asses in style.

Fast-Smart zombie

These zombies suck. Although they are the rarest kind of zombie, the destruction and death they cause is complete. These zombies are undoubtedly caused by Zombie Jesus urinating on a human corpse. These zombies are much harder to kill in melee combat than the other types. Getting up high won't always stop these buggers either - apparently zombie viruses can work wonders for vertigo, obesity and lack of coordination. They might climb up after you, so remember to have an exit strategy - otherwise, plan on being an undead abomination. No matter how fast you run, they always seem to catch up. Your best bet is to get a gun and start going for point-blank range shots. Do not worry about your inexperience with firearms; during most zombie outbreaks, all survivors have the innate ability to handle guns with no problem. However, if your town is besieged by an entire horde of fast-smart zombies, you may consider using your gun to kill yourself. But if you have a nuke, you can splatter these zombies quite well. If you don't have a nuke, you can actually trick the zombies effectively enough by forging a piece of government legislation that says you do.

"Oh shit" zombie

As depicted in the Return of the Living Dead documentaries and Pirates of the Caribbean, these zombies are impervious to just about everything. Damaging the brain won't slow them down at all. Decapitating them just means you now have a zombie head and a zombie body both coming after you. They also seem to posses a certain level of intelligence and a variety of speeds. While burning them destroys the zombies themselves, it may also guarantee that the ashes will infect something else and make them into a zombie. This is known as the Theory of Zombie Pollen.

If these type of zombies are encountered...well, you're screwed. Nice knowing ya'.

Rage zombie

There has always been a great deal of debate about whether this particular species of zombie is just a variant fast-smart zombie, or whether in fact they are zombies at all. However, these debates are usually quashed by a quick line on how "Just 'coz they look the same, doesn't mean they ARE the same, you goddamned racist!" Strictly speaking, they are not zombies per se, but are still under the same classification for convenience. These zombies were created in 2002 by the scientist Dr. Danny Boyle; they are in fact humans who were exposed to a virus that fills them with murderous rage, inciting them to tear apart everything they see(except, apparently, each other. Rage zombies gotta stick together). So basically, they possess the same characteristics as a regular human, except they are really, really pissed off.

Because they are still basically human, the Rage zombies can still run fast and climb walls. They cannot, however, eat stuff, presumably because they're just too damn pissed to eat. Therefore, the main cause of death in "Rage" zombies is starvation. Killing them can be done in the same way as killing a normal human, except these zombies will be a bit more pissed when they die.

Aside from the fast running, wall vaulting, tendency to pack together, and the obligatory hissing, groaning, and ripping things to shreds with their bare hands and teeth(as if that isn't identification enough), all "Rage" zombies have glowing red eyes. You can primarily become one if you are bitten by one, or if their blood mixes with yours. Becoming one will only take 20 seconds, so if you see someone get bitten, kill them while it is still easy to.

Fighting these zombies is a little more complicated then the other zombies. For the other zombies, you either just fought them or ran, that easy, but these zombies require more technique. Because these zombies are created by a highly contagious virus(much worse then chickenpox) maintaining quarantine and sanitary conditions is of upmost priority. Do not get near them, lest ye be exposed to infection! Attack these zombies from a safe distance, preferably while wearing biohazard suits, burn the bodies, and maintain quarantine at all costs!

For more information on "Rage" zombies, seek out the docu-drama "28 Days Later".



I know it's long, but you people really need to know this stuff.

[Shadow Turkey]

So, I was going to drawn that gutsman mobile that you fight in Dr.Willy lab in megaman 2 but im too lazy to do it. If anyone wants to do it go ahead.

[Kaz]

I know it's long, but you people really need to know this stuff.

I found this to be very informational. We should work it into a PSA.

Is there one for defense against Velociraptors?

[Chrisboe4ever]

None.

[Kaz]

None.

There should be. Those things are dangerous.

[Kevitto]

Agreed. Velociraptors are the REAL threat. Not fictional zombies!

Anyways, you're up against THE Zombie Apocalypse. And SINCE it's an apocalypse, then there was an outbreak of EVERY SINGLE TYPE OF ZOMBIE in different regions SIMULTANEOUSLY!

Therefore, get ready for whatever zombie infestation your country suffers from and kill them FAST! Before the other zombie types arrive!

[King]

How would they reach a sub in the middle of the ocean by walking on the bottom of a lake?

You got to leave the lake eventually, they just follow you out.

[crazymew]

That's a good question. There are several kinds of zombies out there. Thanks to a reliable source, we now have a detailed list of these zombies. Now, we can work them into our calculations:



I know it's long, but you people really need to know this stuff.

you silly goose, there's only one kind of zombie, slow, stupid, and only has the desire to eat flesh... shawn of the dead and the resident evil movie are perfect examples of this

[zombieme]

nah chris hit it pretty much on the head, that list contains pretty much every type of zombie that has appeared in some form of media maybe missing like one type. 28 days arent really undead but they're still under the zombie family :OBJECTION:

i give it my seal of aproval, anyway my entree should be done later today. also use of an underused smiley

[King]

The 28 days later zombies I call "mind zombies" not the living dead, but mindless none the less. Like hypnotized slaves and such.

[Aetre]

welp, today's the seventh day, i believe. chris is out this week, but i'll take care of the lock and sticky of a new thread. so go ahead, zero; pick a winner.

[Kash]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6466/antizombieyl0.jpg

If anyone knows what this is referring to, you know that I fucking win.

win this or Max's

[Aetre]

so do we have a winner, zero?

[Kevitto]

Yeah, sorry. I've been in the hospital for three days... The winner is: ChrisBoe!

Congrats on your sweet entry :P

[Benjurafu]

Yeah, sorry. I've been in the hospital for three days... The winner is: ChrisBoe!

What happened to you man why were you in the hospital?

(boe is kinda not around at the moment.. might be good to choose someone else?)

[Max Cola]

I love how my entry caused people to discuss the semantics of whether or not zombies could attack you in a submarine.

[Bromang]

Wait.. why is he banned?

[Max Cola]

Wait.. why is he banned?

He tried to use a thread as a platform for his personal views and inadvertently insulted the entire Christian religion.

Again.

[Bromang]

Oh yeah. Religion.

[Wolf Pup TK]

I didn't know mods could get banned till now. ^^;

But anyway, are you ok Zero? What happened? =O

[Kevitto]

Eeeeh, yeah, turns out I got a really bad case of swimmer's ear and I took 7 days of antibiotics, but it got worse and worse. So I had to go and it turns out I'm immune to penicillin due to the fact that I was allergic as a child and developed the immunity eventually making it go directly through my body and out the other way with my body ignoring the medicine contained within. So yeah, I'm currently deaf and in constant pain. But supposedly it should be over soon.

Ok, so our new winner is Kaz. That vehicle was badass! :D

[Dr. Jager]

Nekomaxcolamage should have won. Just my two pence.

[Max Cola]

Nah. I wouldn't have been able to come up with a contest that was satisfying enough to the discerning tastes of our illustrious forumites.

Besides, I'm going to be away all next week.

[Kevitto]

Nekomaxcolamage should have won. Just my two pence.

Had this been the Forum Creative Concept Contest, he would have. Considering this is an art contest, Creativity is only one of five criterias (in my case) and the winner was ChrisBoe, then Kaz.

[Max Cola]

Creativity? I drew a submarine. My creative juices were working for maybe half a second.

[Kevitto]

Creativity? I drew a submarine. My creative juices were working for maybe half a second.

The concept, my friend. The concept of a submarine was great. I think you got the most points on that ;)

[Kaz]

Wait... What's going on now?

[Kenrockerdude]

Nekomaxcolamage should have won. Just my two pence.


^

[Shunt]

Contests aren't about who does it the best. They're about who the judge says is best. You have to impress them, not us.

Just sayin'.

[Aetre]

in light of chris being banned right now, please pick a runner up, zero.

[NauticalCow]

in light of chris being banned right now, please pick a runner up, zero.
He picked Kaz.

[Aetre]

ah, right. my bad.

welp, kaz, you know the drill. make the new thread, and i'll sticky it for ya.