The Anti-Logic

[MyDoom]

Prove the above poster's statement wrong.

Example:
1. Chuck Norris is dead.
2. Chuck Norris cannot die.
3. Death is inevitable.

I shall start with a quote by Ghandi.

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

[burningzombie]

Depends if it was babaylion or not, eye for an eye was meant psyically, something in these lines;

"If one person makes another person's eye blinded, the same shall go for the person who made it blind in the first place."

[YuriaTayde]

Not if they can't see my eye to poke it out. *victory*

[Unggoy]

Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them.

[Mr.McSpiff]

If we can't trust our eyes, how do we know the entire world we see around us isn't a lie or deception?

[Raldios]

Faith.

[Dr. Jager]

Science.

[Shunt]

Magic.

[Mura]

anti-magic

[Dr. Jager]

(Su) Abilities. *snort*

[Mr.McSpiff]

Abilities are worth less than jack if you don't use them correctly.

[Raldios]

Intelligence.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Without education intelligence is worthless.

[Raldios]

Public Schools.

[Mr.McSpiff]

If you go to a fucking public school like the ones I have, almost all the teachers are nice, and teach well. Unfortunately you go batshit insane from all the "gangsters", morons, and "cool people".

Public schools educate, but that's pointless if your too fucking crazy to think straight.

[Raldios]

Therapists.

[Mr.McSpiff]

They charge money. Not everyone can afford therapists, but go crazy anyway.

[Dr. Jager]

http://tinyurl.com/25uodx

[Mr.McSpiff]

Kevlar blocks bullet from that gun.

[Unggoy]

Kevlar? More like gaylar!

[Shunt]

Using the word "gay" as an insult is immature and ignorant.

And doesn't make logical sense.

[Dr. Jager]

Sense? More like.. gayse.

[Unggoy]

Calling something gay is hardly an cunning insult. Its original meaning was happiness. Now it just means homosexuality. Ether way its not negative. Who are you to say its wrong?

[Mr.McSpiff]

You were too late. Things get screwed up when you're late.

[burningzombie]

Not if you do the impossible!

[Kaz]

But nothing is impossible!

[burningzombie]

What about the improible? (sp?)

[Mr.McSpiff]

The improbable has been done many times before, so improbability is no longer a barrier for the human mind.

[MyDoom]

Sodium pentothal is!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Tiopental.png

[Kaz]

What isn't sodium pentothal?

[Mr.McSpiff]

It isn't Chuck Norris

[MyDoom]

Me :3

EDIT: Damn, I was ninja'd. Oh well, I'm still more awesome than Chuck Norris and therefore my word is law. Your statement is false.

[Kaz]

*Looks at MyDoom's Custom User title*

Charming, but no.

[MyDoom]

Charm alone make it a yes.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Charm can't do everything.

[MyDoom]

Well it can get you out of jail if your Paris Hilton.

Zing.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Then once the courts find out, they send your ass right back in.

[Kaz]

But Paris Hilton isn't charming.

I find her utterly repulsive, why can't more people think the way I think? Why?

[MyDoom]

Paris uses oral charm.

[Mr.McSpiff]

People can lie to trick someone, and gain somehting in the process.

[MyDoom]

Jesus knows when you lie! He's like an omniscient polygraph!

[Mr.McSpiff]

(Not saying Jesus doesn't exist buuut...)

I've lied and gotten away with it.

[MyDoom]

K-k-k-karma!

[Dr. Adcon]

Curse.

[Unggoy]

Curses can be removed with simple rituals that only require sheep's blood and patience.

[burningzombie]

Odin Sphere. (their's a plant that grows sheep in the game.)

[Mr.McSpiff]

Odin's Sphere is a game, it's physics are invalid here.

[Dr. Jager]

Some games have perfectly realistic physics engines.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Realistic is not the same as real.

[Kaz]

But how do you define "real?"

[Dr. Jager]

Life.. but a dream.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Dreams are imaginary. I can't imagine something and it appears in front of me, therefore life is not a dream.

[burningzombie]

What is man?

[Dr. Jager]

A miserable piles of secrets!

[Unggoy]

A secret is just knowledge that only a select few know.

[Kaz]

In this age of information, is any secret truly a "secret?"

[burningzombie]

Your vampire days are over! (relating that vampires carry secrets)

Edit: ninja'd

But in other days, there was no such thing as a "secret".

[Mr.McSpiff]

Vampires in the sense that we think of them don't exist.

[Unggoy]

Just because you can't prove its non-existence dose not mean it dose not exist.

[Mr.McSpiff]

One, it's does. Two, on the same note, if you can't prove it exists, you can't say it does.

[Spectre]

Ok, you two, stop please because you just committed a logical fallacy that will just loop onward.

[burningzombie]

All of that equals to the monster in the closet.

[Mr.McSpiff]

No monster in my closet bi-atch!

[Kenrockerdude]

When all is said and done, it's undeniable fact that a good bacon cheeseburger is the greatest thing in the world. If you can't eat it or don't like it you're the problem, not the burger.

[Mr.McSpiff]

If nothing is better that it,then why has no one ever described it as "the best thing since sliced bread" hm?

[burningzombie]

And someone's face is even tastier, I mean a slice of bread is good and all, but human flesh tearing before your teeth satsifes me as with victory of taste and accomplishment of chewing.

[Strange_One]

I'm sorry, say what you want, but without bacon anything is meaningless.

[Mr.McSpiff]

DAMMIT!

But if everything is meaningless without bacon, then so is bacon. Every strip of bacon you add will be as meaningless as the last, becasue it is wthout additional bacon. You will be stuck in a loop of infininte bacon adding, with no chance to eat it.

[burningzombie]

And those people can't take much of a joke. sheesh. but what is joking in the first place? D:

[Strange_One]

But your fellow cannibals, those close to you, will love you for it. And isn't that all that matters?

Edit: when you eat it, the bacon will be within you, a part of you, one with the bacon; thus you will be given meaning. haha what the hell am i saying

[burningzombie]

Mattering is not, doing is cooler.

[Mr.McSpiff]

But as soon as the cannibals are hungry, they will turn on you. Then you won't be loved as a person, but as a meal.

[Strange_One]

But you'll still be loved! That's all anyone wants.

[burningzombie]

Now you're thinking cannabalism! : D

[Mr.McSpiff]

I want to be successful as well as loved. You are false.

[Strange_One]

But you see, successful and delicious go hand-in-hand! You can be both!

[Mr.McSpiff]

I see your point, but I do not wish to be eaten.

[Strange_One]

But if a really hungry cannibal wished to eat you, then aren't you just being selfish?

[Shunt]

Selfishness is a sort of greediness. And everyone knows greed is good.

[Unggoy]

Greed is not the jedi way.

[Kenrockerdude]

All life is is a series of misadventures.

[Kaz]

But without direction, how can we venture to outside relms? what is the purpose?

[Kenrockerdude]

The above statement has no relation to the statement above it.

[Kaz]

The above statement is as false as this one.

[Kenrockerdude]

I want a motherfucking chocolate milk.

[burningzombie]

I'm just a what bitch?

[MyDoom]

Bill. Your only a bill.

[Dr. Adcon]

And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.

[Strange_One]

on capitol


hill


Err, I mean, not a bill, for what is man but a miserable pi-ah fuck, that's been done...

edit: Agh damn! Too slow.

[Dr. Adcon]

You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!

[Unggoy]

What? You want me chase after you? Fuck that.

*Sits ass on couch and muches other cookies*

No one is going to run around and chase a cookie, gingerbread or not.

[Strange_One]

I think the cannibals from earlier would enjoy that.

Plus, I mean, you know, if I were armed with a glass of milk and a rifle, once I shot his legs off it'd be pretty easy.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Your milk would spill from the running.

[Raldios]

I'd have a lid.

[Strange_One]

Lids can come off.

[King]

Lids can have locks

[MyDoom]

Locks can be picked.

[Jog To Oval]

Locks can be picked.
not while running, i predict

[Unggoy]

Flying is far superior to your primitive walking/running.

[Jog To Oval]

Flying is far superior to your primitive walking/running.

but using your legs can make them look toned and stunning

[King]

But it doesn't get you anywhere fast.

[Jog To Oval]

But it doesn't get you anywhere fast.
but surely flight's convenience can be surpassed

[MyDoom]

And just what can complete this task?

[Choines]

And just what can complete this task?

Robots are efficient workers.

[Unggoy]

Yeah but they have the annoying tendency to become sentient and rise against their masters.

[MyDoom]

Neo can fix that.

[Unggoy]

But that would take too long. I don't have the time to wage war against machines for three movies and wait for Neo to fix it. I got stuff to do.

[MyDoom]

Doc Brown can fix that.

[Choines]

Beaten by MyDoom.

[Kenrockerdude]

Evolution

[Kaz]

MyDoom Never Wins.

I'm just kidding man...

[MyDoom]

Nuh-uh!

[Unggoy]

Ya-huh!

[Kaz]

Nuh uh.

I can go on all night with this. =D

[Kenrockerdude]

Evolution

.

[Jog To Oval]

Nuh uh.

I can go on all night with this. =D

no you can't, i cast this notion into the abyss

e: fuck evolution, we talkin bout REVOLUTION

[Unggoy]

I activate a counter revolution.

[Kenrockerdude]

You can't counter the rock.
Edit: Nope

[Kaz]

You can't counter the rock.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5425/sctherockphotott8.jpg

BANHAMMER.

[Narok]

proxy

[Kenrockerdude]

Hal Turner

[xryanx1]

Anonymous.

[Shunt]

Let's play Identity.

[Kenrockerdude]

It's common sense not to sleep in the middle of a blizzard if you're naked.

[Strange_One]

Some people like the refreshing chill against their naked skin.

[Kenrockerdude]

You cannot be refreshed with cold unless you were hot in the first place, and if you're outside in a blizzard with nothing on there is no way in hell that you're even remotely hot or possibly lukewarm. Sleep in a blizzard = you die.

[Unggoy]

Sleep in a blizzard + magic = you live.

[xryanx1]

Magic+no MP= no magic

[MBase]

MP regenerates on it's own. Even if you had none, you need only wait for a moment.

[burningzombie]

The desk I'm using requires no magic or mp to make.

[MBase]

Your desk has nothing to do with surviving a blizzard.

[xryanx1]

This is called a tangent. We're going off on one now.

[Kevitto]

Tangents are useless. Also, resembles de-railing.

[Kenrockerdude]

This whole argument serves no purpose because magic is fictional.

[xryanx1]

This whole argument is taking place on the internet and serves the purpose of entertaining, much like the entirety of the forum games section.

[Unggoy]

The internet is the greatest invention of mankind. With it, we are able to transfer massive amounts of data long distances in an instant in a variety of ways. It is so great that we are able to use it for entertainment as much as work.

[Steven M]

I disagree on the condition that the internet is nothing more than a series of tubes.

[Strange_One]

Tubes can be clogged, my friend.

[Shunt]

But clogs simply DISAPPEAR with new EASY OFF BAM!!
http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/7453/mainimageusbr8.jpg

[Strange_One]

The clogs just have to bide their time, they know the hated BAM menace will eventually run out, nothing lasts forever.

They can wait.

[Kevitto]

They can only wait for as long as they are permitted to exist. Clogs have no cognitive potential, therefore cannot think for themselves.

[YuriaTayde]

Unless the clog is a small fuzzy animal that got stuck.

[Androc]

Internet tubes only transmit data. An animal being stuck in them is impossible.

[Dr. Jager]

Furries

[Choines]

Furries cannot be furries if they were incinerated.

[Kevitto]

The logic and arguement used by the poster above you was flawed and incomplete, therefore your arguement is targeting nothing and is consequentially in itself, moot.

[Strange_One]

The logic and arguement used by the poster above you was flawed and incomplete, therefore your arguement is targeting nothing and is consequentially in itself, moot.

[Kevitto]

Copy pasta is :awesome:

[Strange_One]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.


Copypasta is not :awesome:, it's a method of spreading and changing memes on 4chan.

[Kevitto]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I know :P I couldn't either :D

4Chan is known as the REAL last circle of Hell, where the Anonymous rules, and therefore the use of copy pasta should NEVER be regarded as a valid means of spreading its evil across internet boards and other online or offline destinations.

[Strange_One]

I'm female, I'm on the internet, according to /b/ there are no women on the internet, thus I don't exist and am immune from such things.

[Kevitto]

If you don't exist, then your arguement is also inexistant.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Your argument holds no truth, because inexistant is not a word.

[YuriaTayde]

Inexistent is indeed a word, because it has letters and a space and/or punctuation placed after it... It's not proper english though...

[Strange_One]

'proper english' is not technically proper English, either.

[YuriaTayde]

Unless you're referring to the capitalization of "English", I don't follow... Your argument is invalid because you failed to provide any argument, you simply pointed and said "wrong".

[Strange_One]

I did however, I repeated the mistake in the correct form, as to give a hint to the mistake that was made.

[YuriaTayde]

Your argument fails because you assume I'm smurt enuf to be able to figure out what you're trying to say... o.o; *blink* Lets get off the grammar subject now though. XP

Is it just me or does the forum game section seem to be dying? There's very little posting going on by a much smaller number of people I've noticed. Perhaps we're all just not as bored anymore...?

[Choines]

You're statement is wrong because it fails to disprove anything.

[Steven M]

Your avatar contains a catgirl. Therefore your statement is null and void.

[burningzombie]

Try finding neverland.