View Full Version : Who would win Batman or Superman?V.2
silent steve
07-10-2005, 08:44 PM
I belive that batman would emerge victorious :thumbsup:
Mr. Smiley
07-10-2005, 09:30 PM
yep supper mans to much of a boy scout even if batman attacked him first superman wouldnt fight back unless he was near death or something
echoes
07-10-2005, 09:33 PM
I am sorry but superman could just throw a planet and crush batman. Batman is a resourceful human. Superman is essentially god. Kryptonite belts do not mean anything if superman is vaporizing him with eyebeams or hurling a car at his face.
Mr. Smiley
07-10-2005, 09:36 PM
naw superman wouldnt do that batman stays in cities superman would be killing thousands/millions if he did that which he wouldnt cause "he's a boy scout"
silent steve
07-10-2005, 09:39 PM
if you want to see how batman employed other super heroes to "kick supermans ass"you can read frank millers dark knight returns
echoes
07-10-2005, 09:43 PM
if intentions dictate who would win, then evil would always triumph. We are talking a one on one battle, between one of the most powerful superheros ever and a human being with no conceivable weapons to kill him. Like i said. Collapse an empty building, crush him with a car. He has the means to do it.
in other words - Superman would not lose on virtue of him being a nice guy. If that was the case, they would never fight in the first place, because they are nice guys. If they had to fight, and one of them had to win, using all their powers, Superman would destroy him.
Basically waht you are saying is that Batman would only win if he was holding a city of people hostage. What of they fought in a jungle? or space ship? or an entirely desrted planet? Just because you think superman would have a moral quandry in a small subset of all situations, does not mean Batman would win.
Mitch
07-10-2005, 09:43 PM
http://www.supafine.com/comics/news-archive-22-2-2004.shtml
Superman Wins.
echoes
07-10-2005, 09:45 PM
if you want to see how batman employed other super heroes to "kick supermans ass"you can read frank millers dark knight returns
If you want to see how The Puisher killed almost every single unkillable character in the marvel universe, read "The Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe".
We are comparing powers here, not storylines.
Mr. Smiley
07-10-2005, 09:46 PM
oh come on even if batman was taking a crap he'd still win (http://www.applegeeks.com/comic_archive/viewcomic.php?issue=42)
echoes
07-10-2005, 09:48 PM
DROP A FUCKING PLANET ON HIS HEAD
SUPERMAN CAN DO THIS
geez
Mr. Smiley
07-10-2005, 09:51 PM
no he cant.(<= notice the period) a planet being dropped on his head would kill the planet batmans on which is well... earth and superman is to much of a boyscout
echoes
07-10-2005, 09:54 PM
all I am saying is... No Moral complications at all - they would BOTH have them, since they are FRIENDS - Superman would obliterate batman with as much overkill as is necessary. I am done with this thread, because you have ONE defense against ONE scenario, and it is childish and retarded at that.
Mr. Smiley
07-10-2005, 09:59 PM
sorry ecohs you and you infedelish way of life are wrong even if they were fighting as freinds batman would win and if they werent like that batman taking a crap thing batman would win why you ask why? because supermans a pisant in front of batman he just attacks strait forward batman doesnt he's more stealthy and batman would send a kryptonite atomic bomb or some god like weapon seeing how hes pretty much richer than bill gates while drinking hot coffe in the bat cave
Mitch
07-10-2005, 09:59 PM
If you're using the lame Boyscout argument we might as well say give Superman some red Kryptonite. Then he wont give a shit about killing anybody..or is it black, It's the one that makes him mean anyway.
Sarge McD
07-10-2005, 10:00 PM
sorry ecohs you and you infedelish way of life are wrong even if they were fighting as freinds batman would win and if they werent like that batman taking a crap thing batman would win why you ask why? because supermans a pisant in front of batman he just attacks strait forward batman doesnt he's more stealthy and batman would send a kryptonite atomic bomb or some god like weapon seeing how hes pretty much richer than bill gates
Yes, because Batman will have all that time the get the bomb while Superman is whaling upon him.
Mr. Smiley
07-10-2005, 10:03 PM
hed have one in advanced and if they got in close combot he'd just use kryptonite gaunlets or some other form of a weapon on super man
silent steve
07-10-2005, 10:19 PM
If you want to see how The Puisher killed almost every single unkillable character in the marvel universe, read "The Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe".
We are comparing powers here, not storylines.
dude that really did happen "cough OBSCURE cough"
silent steve
07-10-2005, 10:23 PM
batman would'nt fight him head-to-head he would cheat and use other superheroes to help kick his ass.and while superman was down batman would beat the hell out of him with solid kryiptonite gauntlets
Doesn't Superman Lose his powers if the wavelength of the sun's light changes? If Batman took the time to plan out an attack when Superman trusted him, then it would be over. But this entire situation is very much impossible. From what I remember, his power loss was gradual, so he would have enough time to vaporize Batman, and reverse the change.
silent steve
07-10-2005, 10:29 PM
Doesn't Superman Lose his powers if the wavelength of the sun's light changes? If Batman took the time to plan out an attack when Superman trusted him, then it would be over. But this entire situation is very much impossible.
excellent point (it's red sun that nullifies his powers)the down side is that it takes about a year for his powers to wear off completly
Mr. Smiley
07-10-2005, 10:37 PM
batmans patient and if he was in a hurry he would just gas him while there talking then shove solid chunks of kryptonite down his throat or use the gauntlets
silent steve
07-10-2005, 10:39 PM
batmans patient and if he was in a hurry he would just gas him while there talking then shove solid chunks of kryptonite down his throat or use the gauntlets
crude but effective
wolfdemon
07-11-2005, 08:26 PM
Guys, Batman has a kryptonite plunger!
He can easily win.
Mr. Smiley
07-11-2005, 08:27 PM
see batmans better and could win easily
wolfdemon
07-11-2005, 08:31 PM
Batmans has tons of stuff, superman has spandex clothes.
Batman has money, superman has code of scout boys
Batman has a kryptonite plunger, superman has a cookie
Mitch
07-11-2005, 08:36 PM
superman is Invunerable, Batman doesnt shield his jaw.
wolfdemon
07-11-2005, 08:47 PM
Kryptonite makes little superman faint and get weak. too wea to lift his arm!!
Batman might have a krypto raygun, so it'll kill superman.
Superman has super vision and eyebeams, so he could just go into orbit, find batman, and bazap him.
TheEvilGingivitis
07-11-2005, 09:44 PM
1) This is the most retarded thread I have ever seen. It's nothing but one big stupid arguement. You're just letting your opinions take control of you.
2) I vote for Batman.
HyperK2
07-11-2005, 11:57 PM
Oh of course, just because you would normally think that superman would win( i know your thinking that) because of superpowers, you say to yoursefl "no, i am gonna say batman because it goes against the norm!" WELL I VOTE FOR SUPERMAN!what's he gonna do? throw a baterang at him! :lol:
Valkor
07-12-2005, 12:01 AM
Superman. This isn't even a real fight.
Ronald MacKinnon
07-12-2005, 12:25 AM
Superman would snap Batman in half like a twig.
Batman may be smart, but he's not faster than a speeding bullet, nor can he shoot EYE FUCKING LASERS or HURRICANE BREATH.
And yet I like Spiderman and Admiral Awesome more.
Korlee
07-12-2005, 04:08 AM
Actualy, what this would come down to. Where would the fight occur and why is it happening? For the most part anyways. There are certian areas where Superman would win hands down. Likewise for Batman as well. They've had many comics on this and had some very interesting storylines. In most of them it came down to what I said. "Where would the fight occur and why is it happening?"
Both parties have advantages over the other. Being able to snap someone like a twig doesn't mean you'll win hands down nor does having the others weakness mean you have them at your mercy. Its a mute arguement since its all situational.
Balto
07-12-2005, 04:30 AM
Superhuman versus a normal human? I think Superman has this in the bag. Batman may be smarter, maybe, but Superman isn't exactly a moron. Superman is the complete superior in physical strength, and supernatural strength.
This question has already been answered, multiple times.
Batman always wins in the comics without fail.
He won in the Dark Knight Returns
He won in the Dark Knight Strikes Again
He won in the fairly recent Hush storyarc
Even when they individually went up against Xenomorphs, Batman fought them and won. He even went up against them again in a follow-up comic and was victorious. Superman, on the other hand, got pwned by a face hugger and died. Granted, it was an elseworld story, but my point should be clear.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/Infonography/dkr.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/Infonography/dk3_page0806.jpg
"I'm done talking."
"Get out of my cave."
Batman wins. It's canon.
Mr. Smiley
07-12-2005, 10:23 PM
batmans a master at every martial arts style including ninjitsu. and in the very first series of batman he had a gun and capped people. thats right batman had a gun now lets make those bullets either tipped with kryptonite or make em solid kryptonite besides batman would most likely be in a part of a random city that has walls of lead so supermn couldent see him and batman would frigin cap him oh yes nice pics of dark night returns #2 with the gaunlets of kryptonite
Boll Weevil
07-27-2005, 02:41 AM
To quote my man Allen from Brothers in Arms:
"Leggett! He can shoot lasers from his eyes!!! HIS EYES!!!"
Anyway, if it was a fight, I think a superpowered alien that shoots lasers from his eyes and could eviscerate a freight train with his bare hands would tear a bored rich guy wearing tights into pieces
Kaizer The Faust
07-27-2005, 09:29 AM
You know what?
Fuck them both.
Darth Vader would kick both their asses.
echoes
07-27-2005, 10:19 AM
darth would lose to superman so harsh.
Spoon 8787
07-27-2005, 01:46 PM
Maybe not echoes. Darth Vader would find Superman's lack of faith disturbing. And everybody knows you don't disturb Vader.
But I would say that generally an invincible alien with eye beams who can outrun bullets and fly around Earth fast enough to go back in time, I'd say a person like that could kill batman.
Batman may be awesome but Superman is invincible. That little baterang is just going to piss off the man of steel. He's made of motherfucking STEEL!
Ronald MacKinnon
07-27-2005, 01:48 PM
Darth Vader could choke Superman with his MIND.
Spoon 8787
07-27-2005, 01:54 PM
I like the thought of Anakin using Force Eviserate(sp?). Tearing their guts out with the Force.
Sanjiyan
07-27-2005, 02:21 PM
I like the way people think lead somehow makes you invisible to superman's X-Ray vision.
What, is he just fyling along and going..
'Doobiedoobiedoo.. Nope, he's not in there.. Ooh look, a place where my x-ray vision mysteriously cannot penetrate. ..Ah well. Doobiedoobiedoo..'
Nyet.
Tekman188
07-27-2005, 05:59 PM
well mr. smiley you are expecting batman knows that superman/Darth Vader
is coming for him. what if a mysterious force picked them up and said " fight I say, fight."
Darth Vader would pwn their asses.
McFattyfat
07-28-2005, 12:49 AM
I think that superman would win but batman is way cooler.
GADGETS RULE :pants_eh:
Bullet-Time Man
07-28-2005, 01:17 AM
SHUT THE HELL UP EVERYBODY
It's not even a contest, jeezus kreist.
Boll Weevil
07-28-2005, 03:14 PM
Again:
Batman: Bored rich man with no discernable superpowers. Jumps around, acting all dark and deranged,
Main Weapons/abilities: Can jump from building to building, as long as the rooftops are level with each other. Small, metal boomerang, other assorted little gadgets
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Superman: Superpowered alien from a planet extremely far away full of superpowers
Main Weapons/abilities: Flies, shoots lasers from his eyes, can destroy buildings with a single punch, fast enough to go back in time by flying backwards.
Now, a way of explaining for those who took the SATs *shudder*
In a fight:
Superman is to Batman as Ving Rhames is to a Shih Tzu
TheEvilGingivitis
07-28-2005, 05:33 PM
Darth Vader would pwn their asses.
Or...
DARTH NADER
Buhuhahahaha!
wolfdemon
07-28-2005, 10:33 PM
OMG he is right!
Nader kicks @55.
Anyway Batman has the indestructable krytonite plunger.
With that he can easily kill superman
Recca Hanabishi
07-28-2005, 10:56 PM
Superman would still kick Batman's ass. Superman can take a dish of super punishment and Bat-arangs, while Batman can't since he's a ordinary muscle-bound human being. If Batman had to kick Superman's ass, he'll have to use some sort of kryptonite drug on him.
Cheater... :angry:
Valkor
07-29-2005, 01:35 AM
Batman has Superman repellent. Right next to the Mantaray and Barracuda repellent.
Game over.
Shut the fuck up.
Kylde
07-29-2005, 06:12 PM
Why is this even a question? It's happened. Batman won. That's Batman 3, Superman 0.
What's so hard about this?
In the end, it's quite simple. Superman plays by the rules. Batman breaks em. Superman'd be dead long before he remembers giving the green Kryptonite ring to Batman a long time ago.
silent steve
08-02-2005, 10:36 PM
all you people saying that superman would win are on the level of a baby poked in the soft spot to many times.let's say that they were to fight in just regular-ass gotham city.none of supermans "morals" come into play there just decides to beat the hell out of each other.first off BATMAN HAS FUCKING MECH BATTMOBILES.superman also has a mech but it sucked ass,batman would just sit back in his cave and watch them beat the hell out of superman,and for the sake of it,there made out of solid kryptonite.
Manmade_Chaos
08-07-2005, 10:27 AM
I'm sorry... I've been reading this forum and had to sign up just to say
What kind of idea is this !?!
Batman V Superman
first of, you can't compare if you dont come up with some borderline limitations... this argument is about as competative as "My dad can beat your dad up"
If you were to have a no bars fight... as in each person would use every ability to there max (Meaning superman ditches his boy scout persona and batman looses his empathy to people who are a victim to crime) then superman would win
even if batman could plan ahead (Which is stupid, because why would he be the one who provokes the attack with him being a good guy) superman is still just as intelligent and much faster to counter him (Being he knows batman as well as batman knows superman)
Superman is well... Super, to be anything else would take away from Superman's character...
Even if comics and storys were made up with superman loosing... it dosn't mean that if they were to have an "Offical fight" that Batman would win hands down.. superman is just way to powerfull
(Example... hows about superman just grabs batman and flys into space !?!)
As for kryptonite... stop talking about it as if it was a common comodity that could simply be picked up from a corner shop... It simply is'nt that easy to find.
but like I said... an extremley pointless argument. you might as well argue the definition of life.. more productive.
Edler
08-08-2005, 04:35 AM
Thank you for making post with us!
Sarge McD
08-08-2005, 05:36 AM
Yes. But now that you bring it up. My Dad could SO kick your dads ass.
echoes
08-10-2005, 12:44 PM
all you people saying that superman would win are on the level of a baby poked in the soft spot to many times.let's say that they were to fight in just regular-ass gotham city.none of supermans "morals" come into play there just decides to beat the hell out of each other.first off BATMAN HAS FUCKING MECH BATTMOBILES.superman also has a mech but it sucked ass,batman would just sit back in his cave and watch them beat the hell out of superman,and for the sake of it,there made out of solid kryptonite.
hahah hilarity
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